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Name: Jo
Country: United States
State: Maryland
Metro: PG County
Birthday: 3/5/1990
Gender: Female


Interests: EATIN...DRINKIN...SHITTIN...its like a cycle...until i get mixd up on 1 of em...*eats shit*...damn it
Expertise: N/A...
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 4/19/2005

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Sunday, September 09, 2007

haha is it only jake and david that use xanga now a days?!? haha


Thursday, April 26, 2007

boo


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

ahhhh... too much work

holy shit!!! being a nerd is starting to reak of el suck-o. on my agenda:

  1. AP bio packet
  2. 2 AP bio essays
  3. physiology hw
  4. english hw (stupid pages in workbook)
  5. HUGE spanish 3 test thurs... good thing i have no damn clue on whats going on
  6. journal writing en espanol
  7. math hw
  8. AP world chapter 38
  9. AP reading thing with questions
  10. Honor packet that requires soooo much fucking work
  11. damn fundraiser shit

....great


Sunday, April 22, 2007

why must you lie to me?!?


Sunday, April 08, 2007

everything i enter on here turns out to be like 5 words long. why is that? am i that boring? am i too insecure to type what i truly think? am i too pretentious on others opinions? or maybe just maybe im actually that terse for everyone? hmmm. *scratches head at somewhat long post* so anyways...



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Subject: The RANCID BONERS in the FAIRY TWINKLE DUST and Other Business.
From: Mr. YELLOW, TAMPON Supervisor
To: All Employees of SHAGGED DUCK Inc.

It has come to my HORNY attention that the FAIRY TWINKLE DUST has been RAPIDLY SHITTED LICKING MY CRACK LUV with RANCID BONERS. I am tired of dealing with BLOODY employees and their RANCID BONERS. The FAIRY TWINKLE DUST is meant for FINGERING. It is not a TROJAN room.

On a more YELLOW note, I would like to BREST FEEDING all of you for the MOANER work you all did on the BROWN PISSIN CUP account. You should all be DESPERATLY FUCKED.

Also, be sure to welcome SIR ASSHUMPER, the newest member of the "LUBRICANT" department. They will be a HARD JOCK STRAP to our family.

WASH MY GUTCH Yours,
Mr. YELLOW, TAMPON Supervisor.


How evil are you?
I am 77% Asshole/Bitch.
Total Asshole or Bitch!
I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.
Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.

Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.

Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot.
haha.. where do they get this shit
You Are a Jelly Donut
So you're a little rounder than most folks - but it's only in the right places!
You maintain a clean exterior, even if you're all messy on the inside.
You think you're the best, and that's mostly true...
But remember, you're just an empty shell without your jelly!